okay..ive been meaning to do this for a while now but cudnt find the time or more honestly, was gettin intimidated by the amount of stuff to tell..haha..and u know me, i love doin the details and analyses and all of evry tiny lil thing ......soo yeh....lemme start..
well firstly, heres a shout out to sandra, u were right bout patrick all along..he is a selfish arse of a person, and thats when im being nice in my description..basicalli whut happened before i left is that i found out sum nasty lil secrets bout him, including the fact that one of the reasons him and his ex werent getting on well was cuz she was pregnant...nd he was the daddy ofcourse..nd well she got an abortion , yeh shes online 17 and yes hes an arse..no more details but not cause im embarrassed to write it, but because im finalli over,,i realli dont give a rats flying arse ( which i wudnt give to anyone in any case) but yeh...i was going over my previous blogs and i saw just how much id mentioned him and how hes not worth it, ..callous insensitive selfish wart of a person..i cant imagine how thick id hav been to even bother a little about him..
anywayss,, so the trip to europe was great...a little messy, cuz thats how all family trips are, but nuthing i cant handle..or actualli at time i did wonder why the hell i bothered to come but then there was times that more than made up for it..i loved snuggling into mum and dj and all....the first 5 nights we spent in paris, lived just off the champs d'elseeys ( rong spelling i know) ..btw im not writing this to bore u guys with stuff,, i wanted a record so i rememebr whut we did..cuz i completly forgot about all mi other trips..lozl.....first day we took an open bs tour and went round, stopping off at sacre couer- highest place in paris ..a hill with a lil church on top,,and notre dame with its famous bells and stained glass paintings..those two were the onli important ones i remeber..we went to eiffel tower and arc del' truimphe one sum other day..this is obv not in chronolgical order...the arc was 300 steps one way trip, so 600 up and down,,it was cicular stairways inside a pillar and it was hot and stuffy and dizzying..the eiffel tower was 700 steps one way so 1500 both ways..need i say more? excrucciatingli long climb..but it spread a sense of shared endurance and everyone going up was givin each other motivational speeches...so it was perfectly normal to tell the occasional passing stranger sweatily puffin along , ' 432 steps more to go..we can DO THIS!!! ''
.amazin view from the top..worth the climb? i dunnoothe top was actualli swaying in the wind,, tht was freaki..anyways the next day or one of the days we jus went downtown and went shopping and then me and mi bro and sis watched oceans 13 in this cinema opposite our hotel,..while mum and dad went to a fashion show on mums request..lolz..the things they do for love...
one day we went to the louvre..saw most of the million paintings in ther..saw mona lisa and frankli, had to look twice to make sure it was her..it was jus a small lil square on a huge wall with a huge crowd..and its gt the grandest painting covering an entire wall just oppsite it..personalli, that other painting deserved mroe merit than mona lisa..lol..
anyways,,went to disneyland..sat on all rollercoasters..mi fav one was this insane lil finding nemo one where they plummet u around a building in pitch black darkness from weird heights and 360 turns ..all rollercoasters were indoors, funnily enuf..anyways, that day dad was realli pissed off iremeber..cnt remeebr the reason...at night there was an amazing fireworks show,, realli magical,,they had this one wher a tiny golden dot went up and exploded into golden dust falling down..literalli like dust.....
the way bacck was long and it was the onli train back to paris so it was crampeeeed...we managed to get two seats and the whole family kinda jus dissolved onto it, we were that tired..we had gone round the whoole park in every section in one day,,no mean task....so mum saat with dj on her, dad with me and nizam on either leg...i dont think ill ever forget tht....
whut else...one day we went to th palaces of louie the 16th in versailles with huge manicurd gardens..according to ma, (she got confused) the palacce was created by King Henry the Louie..that was funny..lol..there was place there thats called the hall of mirrors,,beautiful beautiful plac..ill try and post pics soon..
then we drove to brussels, rented a car first..nizam did the navigating and i happily let him take over cuz 1-that meant i cud sleep at the back and 2-it meant dad and nizam wwere actualli interacing and itd giv dad a reason to b proud of of nizam
in brussels we shopped, clothes were cheap there..and the one remarkable place we saw ws called mini europe which was actualli mini representations of all the notable buildings in europe..so a small eiffel tower and a tower of pisa and all..scaled 1:25..there we got key chains made with our family photo in them, i still hav one..good comfort during boring math lectures,,
.i was lookin for sum other symbol/souvenir of belgium i cud take with me tht id rememebr , like an eiffel tower keychain from paris.....and well..its known for..
wait for this-
a child
yeh cute lil child....but it doesn end here..
its a child
Naked
Pissing
(wait therss more)
holding his
u know whut..
yes,,,THATS their special symbol..ull find statues of it in all the souvenir shops and all the keychains.....and i thought, hmm..i DONT wnna b recognised as the pedo carrying a keychain of a pissin kid round ...so i didnt buy it..i mean i DO hav a rep- and it doesn involve naked males of any age..and i wanna leave mi rep that innocent lil way , thank u all very much....
then we went to amsterdam...the famous red light district- the centre of naughty lil women ( well not lil certainly) its called red light cuz prostitues sit in their windows at night with red light illuminating them from behind in the red light district..no, we obv did not go theru pervs......
the hotel we had there was amazin, cept the bathroom was in the corridor....and mi bed was right next to these huge french windows wihich looked out onto this avenue thru which there was a canal,,,not a dirty one, liek a small stream with tiny bridges across it and all..romantic yes.....the whole city is made of canals cuz its reclaimed lland- it was all sea before and they kinda jus built on top of it....because of which, they wanted to squeeeze the whole city in the smallest place available..BECAUSE ( yeh its like a bloodi chain reaction thing, hear me out) the taxes on property are on how wide the house is..so the house is thin and longggggg ( like me..) and since they didnt wanna waste the space they have, they make huge rooms with petite corridors and many floors, and practicalli vertical stairs..like ladders..
anyways we went to a couple places there....anne franks house too...tht was fun, and a little sad to actualli see it after havin read so much abt it so long ago..it made it more alive- seein her room and all..more chilling..more reall.....
went to the windmills too..tht was funn..pretty..wher daddy got mummy a diamond ring, such bling bling..tht rhymesssssssss ya'alll...hahahah,,such love...
neways..then we went to germany....wher in germany i cant rememebr...lol...THATS how boring it was..waste of a day..saw sum random stuff again..lol
whut i do rememebr is that our hotel was at the begiiniing of a road which housed all the worst kind of sex theatres and weird shops..u know whut kind i mean...with neon red signs advertising..er....human species of a more female nature..er..........it wasnt deliberate..it ws jus this weird coincidence..europe is a VERY naughty place.......not for us innocent kids, oh no no no....
and then we went out lookin for food ..this is still in germany.....and v cross a restaurant called..desi frnds wait for this- shahid da dhaba....LIKE omg...in bloodi frankfurt too..Wait,.. another OMG....late drum roll..i jus remmebered where we were ..frankfurttttttttt.......YAY......lightbulbs and tubelights and friggin all kinds of bulb-y lights and light lights Flashingggggg...cuz im so damn smart... ( those flashin lights come from evrywher)
do i make any sense? NO?
good..that means im back to normal agin..YAY...
anyway. dhaba paki food in the middle of the night in bloodi europe-------> (oily) heavenly Bliss......
cost us 30 euros and a morning full of weird stomach aches all round...
went to switzerlandddddddddddddd..zurich was boring,...and dramatic..picture this- lost family, tired, sleepy, reaches foreign land in the dead of the night after driving round in circles for gudness knows-,and is informed that all hotels are sold out cuz of sum conference in city and the onli ones u get are the 700 euros suites or the cheap shady hotels in the weird part of town....whthe latter is where we eneded up stayin..lol...and it was rainy and gettin the stuff from the car to the hotel was so annoying...and then we go in and passa a bar,,dint go thru it, passed the door,,and im SURE there were sum strippers int there cuz all the guys were goin oh yeahhhhhhhh and they were so drunk..it was scary and exhilirating in a weird kind of way..
the room were damn tiny and the stars creaked...it was liek in a hollywood movie..that night me and mi sis and dad slept in one room and mi bro and mum in another ..cuz thery were 2 floors apart and all night guys, or sorry, men ( i HAD to make the distinction cuz if they were guys id hit on em...kinda..not...lolllllll) ran up and down the wooden floors makina racket outside ...ther was sum nice church / square there..beautiful river flowin thru..at night we ate out and dad ws liek go back to the car and ill b back , get sum cigarettes and all..and on the way sum teens passsed highly drunk and mi mum panics, rushes us into the car and locks all doors, bless her..shes neevr realli encountered drunk people before so i guess it intimidates her...lol
anyways..then we drove onto a town called interlakkan..and i see why it is that people call this place a slice of heaven..rolling green meadows and clear blue skies and huge green torquoise blue lakes..it was beautifull...in interlakkan we went to jungfraujoch- the highest mountain in europe..by train..we thought theyd giv extra warm sweaters or sumthin on top, and thought we dressed warm- we go up there and the temperatures like......-4!!! YUP......in the middle of summer..our butts froze- but , they thankfulli didnt fall off and i still hav sum left as proof..tht was nasty..LOL.....and mi nose became non existenet..and mi toes went on vacation and dint come back till 4 hours after....cudnt feel em..
to reach the top of the moutain u hav to go throw it..inside , it was all snow and ice scuptures,,and they were beautiful cept we were too cold to stand and stare, jus clicked a few pics and ran the hell outta ther,,,,,the top of the moutain was..high..and there was snow..YES..for the first time in mi life i made a snowball and threw it at mi bro....fun.....theres apparently a bollywood restaurant too , famous cuz all big indi celebs hav been ther..its costs a HUGE amount of money so we went to hav a look, BUT, no sharukh khan or ashwariya waitin to greet us..so we got offended and decided to stick to our cheese pizza back in town......lol..
thennn we went explorin the towns around..it was realli pretty..dad went paragliding early in the next mronin,,accordin to him , his initial thoughts were- '
''what am i doin? i hav lil kids to look after,? whut if sumthin happens to me...omgggggg..im panickin...''
haha....BUT..its actualli quite safe..and we were there to see him land..and we was dman excited..in the end he decided to send us too..and mi, was it fun...they gave us sum weird boots and jackets to wear and a helmet...loaded us in a van with sum other people.....reach the top of a mountain and ask us to choose a partner or theyd choose u..a ( very hot very ute lemme tell u..) guy caled pete chose me ..( i hav pictures as proof, he WAS hot) they strap u in..and u runnnnnnnnnn of the edge of a mountain..and then ur airborne.. and its SO cool.....he took me high to the clouds..and it was so pretty..then above the lakes..then we did this air roller coaster thng and at one point ur like lying flat against the sky staring at the city down..it was gorgeous and exhilarating..he tok pics of up while we were there and ima scan them and put them up as soon as icann..
whut else..
we went to geneva..and we were sittin at the edge of this lake..and khadeeja thought, mi mi , my shoe needs a wash..so proceeded to drop it into the lake..yes,, how embaraasing....well it was a mistake lol..the nthere were iron rings built into the side of a wall that led down to the lake- and nizam played romeo and climbed down to the muck among the swans and got the shoe out...bloodi romantical....lol
yes, swans..beautifullllllllllllllllllllll creatures with desperately ugly feet...
anywaysssssssss....then we drove round round round lookin for sum hotel to giv us a room for few hours cuz we had to fly out the same night and needed a place to pack..finalli got this petite room with a single tiny bed on which first, me and mum and nizam and dj managed to cram..we were all lying sideways and so close there was no room to breathe..eventualli under dj and nizams wiggling, we decided it wasn workin so dad and nizam and dj sumhow crammed on there ( yes miracles do happen) and me and mum acked for a while then slept on the floor..
then we got up went to the airport..did the whole crying drama....well mama did and then she left and they came back to wave over and over again...and well once they did their final byes , i did a lil ''water fountain' show of mi own.....
then i waited for mi fligth and proceeded to travel here wth no amazin encounters with anyone on the plane..unfortunately...
in montreal tho, there was alil mess up with mi luggage, i was supposed to pick it up and re-sign it in for vancouver but didnt know ..so the airlines said theyd hav to pass it thru customs themselves and if i wwaited for em to do it mi flight wud leave and ill b stuck in montreal and the best thng was to forget the luggage and theyd send it to vanc later...i was distraught- had had a terribly long flight and the flight attendant was highly rude- in an understatement..so i had water fountain scene part 2.....yes yes, im out to cure all water famines in this world..UN, recruit me now...
anywayssss..thts all for mi trip for now..i know its a lil rushed and way boring, but i HAD to do it for miself aite..u need not read it..if ur still readin- AWWWWWWWWW,,u loyal loyal BORED friends of mine...lol.......the next blog is gnna b an update on whut ive been upto snce i got here...
all mi crapp for now
much love to all...
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