tho muth hath happeneth, i thunno wher tho begin,
firth of all, i deletheth me blog by misthake, ith wath awful.
okay i cant do the lisp thing much longer it took mme 3 minutes t otype that thing..
so anywayssss,,
HIE..lol first all,,,,...
second alots been up lately, i delted mi blog by mistake AND had an agonising mourning session bt it for the next 7 days.BUT praise be to those blogger people who set it back up for me...it took a coupla emails BUT they DID IT...very nike inspired aren;'t they..
so yeh here i am again....and oh, i saw mi first snow in 18 years ( AMAZING FEAT) 2 days ago..YAY me..i feel like spiderman whose bit by a terrible insect and feels all sad for 10 days until he finds sum magic thing wher he can climb walls..dotn ask me whut that has to do with anything..its jus a HAPPY happy europhic kinda feeling..the whole uni is bathed in white and the funniest thing is that down in the city it isnt even rainning much.hah..so yeth as i doth speaketh ( wannabe-weirdness+lisp+shakespeare), it ith thnowing...thou may not laugh at me thu fool! thuth up i tell thou, thuth up!!..
yes im i nan awesome mood...its the snow i tell u..it look so prettyyyyyyy...
ok..hm..aside frm tht, well nuthing muchs been happeni (contradiciton + understatement) ..im jus in fdenial of the amount of work i hav to do i realli SHUD get crackin on it startin now which means i shud stop slackin off in uni and grab a coffee and go read mi english novel..which i hav an exam for..in like, a weeek and a bit..and oh i need to keep checkin ifd they might nt cancel classes today cuz it gets real hard for the buses to go down the mountain and theres been incidents where people had to stay overnight at uni...freaky..yes..lol
so,hm thts MOI for now,.....will do painfully bigger blogs now and CHERISH EACH AND EVRY ONE OF THEM.. i feel re-incarnated again, seriousli...
back from the dead..Yippe meeee..lol
bye for now,luvyah all./
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Of the Near-Faint, and the Long-Weekend.
well it wasnt all that long if u get down to it..haha..
so i havent written mi utter bs in here for a while, better get crackin on it..haha,i sound like a squirrel./ gettin nutty and crackin..bwaha.
okay lame joke.
so hm, this weekends highlightsssss,,, ( not the hair ones dodos), helped out in the kitchen majorli, went to the mall, took mi cousin to his scout trainin thing, er...bohring..
Oh- this was MAD cool,i NEARLY fainted. its been mi utter desperate ambition to faint , i kid you not..hah..nah its jus fascinating, lol...seriousli..the earliest incident i cn rememebr was mi friend in 3rd grade who fainted at mi feet, and no it wasnt cuz i threw up, she was more overli impressed by my amazing-ness and was her ardent swooning overwhelmed her and she thus, fainted.
tht sounds cheesy even to me, haha..well actualli it was the heat, and u know in pakistan when we say HEAT, we mean Proffesional heat, not the wanna be thing you find lurking in ovens okay, this thing is The Heat to Beat all previous Heats. And that rhymes. Again. its the (loser) poet in me that makes evrything rhyme sumhow.
so neways this girl fainted and the hooplah tht followed afterwards was damn impressive. not to mention she got not one but two icecreams afterwards.yes, TWO. The Injustice. as a lil kid in 3rd grade, that was like a great personal insult to my tiny,ice-cream deprived soul.
haw, not.
thus i embarked on the i-must-faint-too quest, for which, this sunday, i reached a whole new level like thisss close to my lifelong goal.
YES I LOVE MELODRAMA I SAID SO ALREADY OKAY! jeez.
anywayssss,, so basicalli i was sleeping
but first lets define The Farida Sleep. yes this is a whole new series of sleep that deserves a special mention.
Followers of this sleep usualli exhibit the following characterisitcs-
1) covering as much available space as possible in the area in which they are sleeping. this is NOT limited to beds but may include, bus seats, car seats, the backyard, and the all-time shrine of Sleep itself, The Desk In Class.
be it the one at school or college.
2)They DO NOT wake up at any cost, unless trampled by mutant elephants twenty times the regular size being ridden by ear deafening orchestras.
by which point it wud b futile to wake said person as they wud b dead. or in further eternal sleep.
yes that is the all time goal of their life ( mine's tied in with fainting) they sleep either way.
for further details contact the Guru herself.
lol.
so in any case, i was having one of those Sleeps when the doorbell rang and in a zombie like state i ran to open the door.
oh which means i gotta add a sub clause,i woke up ONLI CUZ mi reputation as lazy bum with my aunt was at stake and needed to be remedied.
anyways so i ran to open the door, mi head blank, ..saw mi uncle, remebered im in slightly inappropriate sleep wear, ran upstairs to get a shawl, ran down to er..well. doom..ha.. er
no realli i jus blacked out and cudnt see. couldnt move either, and felt like it was snowing inside mi brain ( yes mi brain follows seasons all on its own). felt like i had no energy, wanted to throw up went in the bathroom, collapsed on the floor, manged to sumhow get out and collapse on the chair, it was like every single joule (is that the right unit ?!?!) of energy i had ws gone, and THAT wud b greattttttttt if it had taken the fat stores in mi body with it which wud mean id hav a flatter tummy but noooooooooooo, it had to leave the silly fat behind for me to work out and lose.and no im jus kiddin here ,im not THAT health obsessed.
neways i whimpered out mi aunts name 5 times before she heard me and i told her like a lil kid,
'khala,i cant see.'
ha. total movieeeee scene. and i dunno why im elaborating this whole thng so much like more of an attention seeking prat bt its not like tht, it just seems so downright hilarious to me right now. anyways so she gave me breakfast whutever and i ate and no, the reason whyyyy the whole black-out thing happened is NOT because i hav sum serious secret bacteria thing conquering mi brain, (god forbid) .. basicalli when u get up, u need to sit up for like 3 seconds to let the blood circulation be okay and go to ur head and whutever. nd i went from flat-out-asleep to running-like-mad. haha..and apparently if u do not let it happen u can faint. THERE finalli i reached the whole point of mi story after goin round in circles, bt it was damn hilarious anyways.
so no i dint faint, i WILL one day u wait and see..i come from a family of Fainters, we're liek the pro's people, i kid u not again. im not much of a kidding kind as u already know. (ha ha ha haaa).
mi mum fainted not one or two, but THREE times at her wedding. yes, imagine the bride walkin down the aisleand going from upright-sobbing to slump down in a heap on the floor.
dramatic, yes.
oh theres pictures of it too. apparently she was too upset and was crying hard and ws hungry and her clothes were damn heavy ( trust me i know.i tried it on and i cudnt walk a step) and to top it all she was like 40 kgs at the time.
ha..oh and she used to faint left right and center before havin mi sis, tho tht wasnt a lot of fun.
haha...so yeh hm,..interesting topic and i think ive exhausted it enuffff
mi aunt was mad at me a few days back cuz i went shoppin w/o tellin her and she saw me in a new top..and she didnt scream nuthin jus said it realli quietly with sumthin like i hate being lied to. i was hurt and guilty, made her a card, and over teh wekkend- helped out much more than required with the house and gave her a nice longgggggggggg pedicure. yay me.
i dont like breakin peoples hearts, ha..im the blunt to ur face but also apologise to ur face kind..i think..dunno. er
anyways..hmm.. so my cousin had his bday, and i babysat/organised/played with/controlled/yelled at/ helped/acted-as-punch-toy for about 10 ultra hyper 9 yr old guys. fun yes. they were sooooo..HYPER , i think i said already, and testosterone fuelled! and i thought puberty didnt hit guys till they were like 15! they were hitting and fighting and punching and calling each other sissies and kiddie-swearing,which is like 'ur a loser, ur dumb,' and 'oh yea? well you're stupid! ( which is supposedly worse.) and ur a sissy too (which is THE worst. like their own S word. usually uttered by the Big Bad Bully)' usually followed by' wahhhhh i want my mommy, Nowwwwwww'
thankfully we didnt reach mommy-stage..lol
but yes they were darn cute. darn is a kidde-swear btw, so this page is now rated PG-7 .liek it wasn rated mature (and mental) before..haha..
anyhowsssss...so yeh, oh they were playin pin the tale on the donkey and apparently one of them decided id make a good donkey so he spent the next 10 minutes tryna touch my bum. and place an imaginary, and im sure brown and hairy, tail to my aforesaid rear end.
yes it does make me sound like sum kind of desperate pedo. No i DID NOT come up with that tail idea it was entirely his own.
ha,,too bad the onli guys i get attention from are like under-10..the other one was that kid at Eid who took a sudden fancy to mi nose. apparently it tasted like strawberries.
that day was awkward in more ways then one. The Farida Sleep was attackin me in small doses throughout, lets just call it The Shot for small, cuz it does attack like u a shot. no seriousli, for like this one moment ull hav this overwhelming desire to sleep.its either that or fainting on the spot..ive had these more and more, mi aunt thinks its weakness and a messed up day pattern and whutever.
nehowww.the otherrrr awkward thing was mi uncle..he decided to pick up his old agenda to act like mi 42 yr old high school crush ..haw haw.. jus the wanna-grab ur hand ,pressin my foot deliberately, tiny lil touchie touchie thing.
Yes, its Gross to the umpteenth degree.
and oh, listen to this conversation i had with mi cousin and him eavesdroppin..we were sitting on a sofa, me at one end , uncle at the other end, with all the kids makin a ruckus and attackin each other with balloons when mi cousin ,moiz, came up to give me a hug. and i told him' but i want a kissie too meeda' ( i call him meeeda) and held out mi cheek
and hes like- nooo
and mi uncles like- i will.
it took all the strength i had not to throw up or smack him in the face, bt nehow..he ws like that all that day which was yesterday and i havent seen him all day today which suits me just fine thank u very much.
i shudn b makin a big deal of all these tiny things in mi life..worse things are happening or have happened to people before.
mi aunt was tellin me how these two colleagues of hers found out they had serious diseases while they were studyin and had to battle it out to get where they are today.
the first- serious diabetes in 4th year of studyin med school.
the second- blood cancer in 3rd year of studyin med school. 6 months before wedding.
and here i go complainin abt whut-the-hell-ever. anyways both of them fought it off, guy 2 had a bone marrow transplant and went ahead wit the wedding (aw, cute) and is still on meds but is doin fine on the whole.
we have so much to b thankful for..like dangggggggggg....haha..
hm..well its like 11 23 right now and i still hav an econ assignment to do so ima shoot off.i stil remember a coupla things to write about which ill prolli fill in later ( we had a long weekend okay.... so more things happened)
anywaysssssss,,me signing off for now.
btw, BIG HOLLA to sandy- i love the fact that you hardly ever get the chance to come online, but when you do you make it a point to come here and read mi blog and comment.
it touches mi heartttt. realli realli realli..good to knw ur sittin in ur lil corner of the world, and still caring and remembering.
thanx sis, i owe u one (hundred and a million times infinity)
lol
and yes i love ya'all too..like SHOO much..haha
byebyeeee..4 now.
eeda.
lotsa x's and lotsa o's.
so i havent written mi utter bs in here for a while, better get crackin on it..haha,i sound like a squirrel./ gettin nutty and crackin..bwaha.
okay lame joke.
so hm, this weekends highlightsssss,,, ( not the hair ones dodos), helped out in the kitchen majorli, went to the mall, took mi cousin to his scout trainin thing, er...bohring..
Oh- this was MAD cool,i NEARLY fainted. its been mi utter desperate ambition to faint , i kid you not..hah..nah its jus fascinating, lol...seriousli..the earliest incident i cn rememebr was mi friend in 3rd grade who fainted at mi feet, and no it wasnt cuz i threw up, she was more overli impressed by my amazing-ness and was her ardent swooning overwhelmed her and she thus, fainted.
tht sounds cheesy even to me, haha..well actualli it was the heat, and u know in pakistan when we say HEAT, we mean Proffesional heat, not the wanna be thing you find lurking in ovens okay, this thing is The Heat to Beat all previous Heats. And that rhymes. Again. its the (loser) poet in me that makes evrything rhyme sumhow.
so neways this girl fainted and the hooplah tht followed afterwards was damn impressive. not to mention she got not one but two icecreams afterwards.yes, TWO. The Injustice. as a lil kid in 3rd grade, that was like a great personal insult to my tiny,ice-cream deprived soul.
haw, not.
thus i embarked on the i-must-faint-too quest, for which, this sunday, i reached a whole new level like thisss close to my lifelong goal.
YES I LOVE MELODRAMA I SAID SO ALREADY OKAY! jeez.
anywayssss,, so basicalli i was sleeping
but first lets define The Farida Sleep. yes this is a whole new series of sleep that deserves a special mention.
Followers of this sleep usualli exhibit the following characterisitcs-
1) covering as much available space as possible in the area in which they are sleeping. this is NOT limited to beds but may include, bus seats, car seats, the backyard, and the all-time shrine of Sleep itself, The Desk In Class.
be it the one at school or college.
2)They DO NOT wake up at any cost, unless trampled by mutant elephants twenty times the regular size being ridden by ear deafening orchestras.
by which point it wud b futile to wake said person as they wud b dead. or in further eternal sleep.
yes that is the all time goal of their life ( mine's tied in with fainting) they sleep either way.
for further details contact the Guru herself.
lol.
so in any case, i was having one of those Sleeps when the doorbell rang and in a zombie like state i ran to open the door.
oh which means i gotta add a sub clause,i woke up ONLI CUZ mi reputation as lazy bum with my aunt was at stake and needed to be remedied.
anyways so i ran to open the door, mi head blank, ..saw mi uncle, remebered im in slightly inappropriate sleep wear, ran upstairs to get a shawl, ran down to er..well. doom..ha.. er
no realli i jus blacked out and cudnt see. couldnt move either, and felt like it was snowing inside mi brain ( yes mi brain follows seasons all on its own). felt like i had no energy, wanted to throw up went in the bathroom, collapsed on the floor, manged to sumhow get out and collapse on the chair, it was like every single joule (is that the right unit ?!?!) of energy i had ws gone, and THAT wud b greattttttttt if it had taken the fat stores in mi body with it which wud mean id hav a flatter tummy but noooooooooooo, it had to leave the silly fat behind for me to work out and lose.and no im jus kiddin here ,im not THAT health obsessed.
neways i whimpered out mi aunts name 5 times before she heard me and i told her like a lil kid,
'khala,i cant see.'
ha. total movieeeee scene. and i dunno why im elaborating this whole thng so much like more of an attention seeking prat bt its not like tht, it just seems so downright hilarious to me right now. anyways so she gave me breakfast whutever and i ate and no, the reason whyyyy the whole black-out thing happened is NOT because i hav sum serious secret bacteria thing conquering mi brain, (god forbid) .. basicalli when u get up, u need to sit up for like 3 seconds to let the blood circulation be okay and go to ur head and whutever. nd i went from flat-out-asleep to running-like-mad. haha..and apparently if u do not let it happen u can faint. THERE finalli i reached the whole point of mi story after goin round in circles, bt it was damn hilarious anyways.
so no i dint faint, i WILL one day u wait and see..i come from a family of Fainters, we're liek the pro's people, i kid u not again. im not much of a kidding kind as u already know. (ha ha ha haaa).
mi mum fainted not one or two, but THREE times at her wedding. yes, imagine the bride walkin down the aisleand going from upright-sobbing to slump down in a heap on the floor.
dramatic, yes.
oh theres pictures of it too. apparently she was too upset and was crying hard and ws hungry and her clothes were damn heavy ( trust me i know.i tried it on and i cudnt walk a step) and to top it all she was like 40 kgs at the time.
ha..oh and she used to faint left right and center before havin mi sis, tho tht wasnt a lot of fun.
haha...so yeh hm,..interesting topic and i think ive exhausted it enuffff
mi aunt was mad at me a few days back cuz i went shoppin w/o tellin her and she saw me in a new top..and she didnt scream nuthin jus said it realli quietly with sumthin like i hate being lied to. i was hurt and guilty, made her a card, and over teh wekkend- helped out much more than required with the house and gave her a nice longgggggggggg pedicure. yay me.
i dont like breakin peoples hearts, ha..im the blunt to ur face but also apologise to ur face kind..i think..dunno. er
anyways..hmm.. so my cousin had his bday, and i babysat/organised/played with/controlled/yelled at/ helped/acted-as-punch-toy for about 10 ultra hyper 9 yr old guys. fun yes. they were sooooo..HYPER , i think i said already, and testosterone fuelled! and i thought puberty didnt hit guys till they were like 15! they were hitting and fighting and punching and calling each other sissies and kiddie-swearing,which is like 'ur a loser, ur dumb,' and 'oh yea? well you're stupid! ( which is supposedly worse.) and ur a sissy too (which is THE worst. like their own S word. usually uttered by the Big Bad Bully)' usually followed by' wahhhhh i want my mommy, Nowwwwwww'
thankfully we didnt reach mommy-stage..lol
but yes they were darn cute. darn is a kidde-swear btw, so this page is now rated PG-7 .liek it wasn rated mature (and mental) before..haha..
anyhowsssss...so yeh, oh they were playin pin the tale on the donkey and apparently one of them decided id make a good donkey so he spent the next 10 minutes tryna touch my bum. and place an imaginary, and im sure brown and hairy, tail to my aforesaid rear end.
yes it does make me sound like sum kind of desperate pedo. No i DID NOT come up with that tail idea it was entirely his own.
ha,,too bad the onli guys i get attention from are like under-10..the other one was that kid at Eid who took a sudden fancy to mi nose. apparently it tasted like strawberries.
that day was awkward in more ways then one. The Farida Sleep was attackin me in small doses throughout, lets just call it The Shot for small, cuz it does attack like u a shot. no seriousli, for like this one moment ull hav this overwhelming desire to sleep.its either that or fainting on the spot..ive had these more and more, mi aunt thinks its weakness and a messed up day pattern and whutever.
nehowww.the otherrrr awkward thing was mi uncle..he decided to pick up his old agenda to act like mi 42 yr old high school crush ..haw haw.. jus the wanna-grab ur hand ,pressin my foot deliberately, tiny lil touchie touchie thing.
Yes, its Gross to the umpteenth degree.
and oh, listen to this conversation i had with mi cousin and him eavesdroppin..we were sitting on a sofa, me at one end , uncle at the other end, with all the kids makin a ruckus and attackin each other with balloons when mi cousin ,moiz, came up to give me a hug. and i told him' but i want a kissie too meeda' ( i call him meeeda) and held out mi cheek
and hes like- nooo
and mi uncles like- i will.
it took all the strength i had not to throw up or smack him in the face, bt nehow..he ws like that all that day which was yesterday and i havent seen him all day today which suits me just fine thank u very much.
i shudn b makin a big deal of all these tiny things in mi life..worse things are happening or have happened to people before.
mi aunt was tellin me how these two colleagues of hers found out they had serious diseases while they were studyin and had to battle it out to get where they are today.
the first- serious diabetes in 4th year of studyin med school.
the second- blood cancer in 3rd year of studyin med school. 6 months before wedding.
and here i go complainin abt whut-the-hell-ever. anyways both of them fought it off, guy 2 had a bone marrow transplant and went ahead wit the wedding (aw, cute) and is still on meds but is doin fine on the whole.
we have so much to b thankful for..like dangggggggggg....haha..
hm..well its like 11 23 right now and i still hav an econ assignment to do so ima shoot off.i stil remember a coupla things to write about which ill prolli fill in later ( we had a long weekend okay.... so more things happened)
anywaysssssss,,me signing off for now.
btw, BIG HOLLA to sandy- i love the fact that you hardly ever get the chance to come online, but when you do you make it a point to come here and read mi blog and comment.
it touches mi heartttt. realli realli realli..good to knw ur sittin in ur lil corner of the world, and still caring and remembering.
thanx sis, i owe u one (hundred and a million times infinity)
lol
and yes i love ya'all too..like SHOO much..haha
byebyeeee..4 now.
eeda.
lotsa x's and lotsa o's.
Friday, November 9, 2007
Emo-ness
i write poetry. that is good
i suck at it. that is bad
and i have absolutely zero care for my reputation- which is why im putting this up.
hahaha.
this is the sketch of something i wrote for. um. lotsa people. or coupla people..oh Who cares who its for.its just about something thats in my head, like a blog, but in po-yem form.
I wore you like a supernatural talisman
round my neck
you lay above my heart
and in it too.
my precious little secret.
Unusual acquaintance
Reason for the smiles
Your quirky come-backs
made my day worthwhile*
Now the chain links are broken
The pendant lies half askew
Heavier than ever,
My loving burden
How will I forget you.
* that's emo okay, thats emo.
i KNOW. i did say its a sketch, and i cudnt make anything rhyme ther.
will alter that soon
aside from that ..day was okay, boring, lonely, typical..okay not typical it isnt usualli lonely but yeh jus didnt run into any real gud frnd today.
aunts pissed at me cuz i went shopping without telling her.Again.
she found out cuz i was wearin a new top.newaysssss...yes its my fault..these little things will happen. i was thinkin id write her a sorry note or sumthin.
things that made smile-saw this dang old asian man in the bus. wrinkles, knobbly knees, sparse hair, the works..sitting and reading a Transformers magazine. yes the robot thing all guys are into at the moment. I was touched, he looked so happy.
Just cuz u get old doesn' mean the child in u's gotta die.
oh- and seein asian babies on buses make me smile tooo.cuz theyre rarely ever crying, and they look gorgeous when they smile.
enuf emoness- haw.im off now...talk to ya'all later- class in 10 hourssss..eeeeeeeeek
love,
eeda.
i suck at it. that is bad
and i have absolutely zero care for my reputation- which is why im putting this up.
hahaha.
this is the sketch of something i wrote for. um. lotsa people. or coupla people..oh Who cares who its for.its just about something thats in my head, like a blog, but in po-yem form.
I wore you like a supernatural talisman
round my neck
you lay above my heart
and in it too.
my precious little secret.
Unusual acquaintance
Reason for the smiles
Your quirky come-backs
made my day worthwhile*
Now the chain links are broken
The pendant lies half askew
Heavier than ever,
My loving burden
How will I forget you.
* that's emo okay, thats emo.
i KNOW. i did say its a sketch, and i cudnt make anything rhyme ther.
will alter that soon
aside from that ..day was okay, boring, lonely, typical..okay not typical it isnt usualli lonely but yeh jus didnt run into any real gud frnd today.
aunts pissed at me cuz i went shopping without telling her.Again.
she found out cuz i was wearin a new top.newaysssss...yes its my fault..these little things will happen. i was thinkin id write her a sorry note or sumthin.
things that made smile-saw this dang old asian man in the bus. wrinkles, knobbly knees, sparse hair, the works..sitting and reading a Transformers magazine. yes the robot thing all guys are into at the moment. I was touched, he looked so happy.
Just cuz u get old doesn' mean the child in u's gotta die.
oh- and seein asian babies on buses make me smile tooo.cuz theyre rarely ever crying, and they look gorgeous when they smile.
enuf emoness- haw.im off now...talk to ya'all later- class in 10 hourssss..eeeeeeeeek
love,
eeda.
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
to BYOL or not to BYOL- and other shtuff.
firstly- i love bein weird- like ya'all didnt know that already.
second-yes that is justification for what lies ahead
third-and yes i love the melodrama since my life lacks so much of it.
Attention all University Students!
According to a very very very old but probably reliable survey, Every 1 in 5 College student is afflicted with the horrible disease of waiting-in-lines.This terrible epidemic manifests itself in many ways- be it for buses, or food, or for your student card, to pay your fees, or to get to an unoccupied computer.
To the latter problem of waiting in lines for an empty computer, SFU has come up with a highly effective solution ( no joke- theres posters of this in mi uni!)
The amazing cure has been named BYOL- bring your own laptop*
and its discovery has been accredited to Professor Common Sense, who prefers to keep to himself and is rarely ever seen. Not even on Blue moons. Specially not on those.
Possible Side-effects include back pain, ridiculous back pain, and oh-my-gah-this-is-bad back pain. for the last one refer to nearest doctor immediately. for those without insurance, or ample insurance, other possible cures include freeze sprays,aspirin and whining. The latter has been known to work wonders.
*CAUTION: Kepp out of the reach of children. This equipment contains enough chips to seriously harm a child. If keys do not continue to work persistently or for more than 3 days or cause pain for more than 5 days, talk to a technician. Use only as directed by Users-Manual.
so that was my random thought for the day..lol..i BYOL-ed all last week and i have massive manifestations of symptom 3 already. itll pass
yes that last paragraph has been copied directly from the back of my tylenol/aspirin box. with a few changes, ofcourse.
anyways apparently BYOL isnt workin for me at the mo, so yeh,, im reduced to standing in lines.as if waiting for the bus 145 wasnt enuf to cause nightmares..
rant aside lifes been goin' good good and er..good.
Today was South Asian Festival at uni,. the Free food ( Ummmmm butter chicken!) more than made up for unitelligable eardrum-crackin, head-splittin,eye-watering level of Bhangara from the speakers.
Fun.
a shorter answer to the question, ' How was your day?' can be said thus.
' I had two cups of coffee today. Not One, But Two.'
That is all.
or not. u know i wont let u off that easily. oh, Shout out to loyal fan and potential girlfriend if i go rainbow rainbow ( that rhymes. unintentionalli) ISHA...lol..im doing this only cuz i know now ull comment on this note now, cuz it got your name on it..
Theres a word for this. They taught me it in school. ( Hakim- if you think you're so damn smart)
Yes Sirree. I am.
The word is Desperate.
( In ur FACE hakim)
and not desperate for members of the male clan, desperate for comments. kinda. not.
its a busy busy world after all ( sing to mickey mouse tune of its a small small world)
Yes, mad Farida is back with a Vengeance. And a Ca-Pow.and a Ca-Bam*. and Ka-Ching^ and a Boom. And Crash.
Confession (i think we're at number) 40-Im clumsy, okay. hence the crash.
* dont ask me why all the Ca's before evrything. i Like Calcium okay. Go figure.
oh all right ill sav u the trouble. read up ur periodic table in chemistry.
^ no im not shallow. but a little ka ching wuld be nice about now. i think it means money.wait, ill ask Shania Twain.
Enuf blabbing- here's another shoutout, to Dad, Happy birthday.Hope you have many many many times infinity more. I miss you. seriously.LOADS. i miss having car-rides where we talked about politics, and other things. I learnt so much from them. Hope ur happy wherver you are.
Lastly, because no mortal deserves so much torture at my hands, here's a poem about the scarf/hijab thing that i found nice.
You think I'm oppressed?Last time I checked dressing like your for sale was oppression
last time I checked being a one-night stand was oppression
last time I checked being a teenage mother was oppression
last time I checked getting STD"s was oppression
last time I checked dressing according to society's standards was oppression
last time I checked starving yourself to be skinny was oppression
last time I checked having the definition of beauty be the number of times you got checked out was oppression
last time I checked looking at unnaturally thin people and longing to be like them was oppresssion . . . but maybe thats just me?
Nuff said. =) Love ya'all..
G'night.
eeda.
second-yes that is justification for what lies ahead
third-and yes i love the melodrama since my life lacks so much of it.
Attention all University Students!
According to a very very very old but probably reliable survey, Every 1 in 5 College student is afflicted with the horrible disease of waiting-in-lines.This terrible epidemic manifests itself in many ways- be it for buses, or food, or for your student card, to pay your fees, or to get to an unoccupied computer.
To the latter problem of waiting in lines for an empty computer, SFU has come up with a highly effective solution ( no joke- theres posters of this in mi uni!)
The amazing cure has been named BYOL- bring your own laptop*
and its discovery has been accredited to Professor Common Sense, who prefers to keep to himself and is rarely ever seen. Not even on Blue moons. Specially not on those.
Possible Side-effects include back pain, ridiculous back pain, and oh-my-gah-this-is-bad back pain. for the last one refer to nearest doctor immediately. for those without insurance, or ample insurance, other possible cures include freeze sprays,aspirin and whining. The latter has been known to work wonders.
*CAUTION: Kepp out of the reach of children. This equipment contains enough chips to seriously harm a child. If keys do not continue to work persistently or for more than 3 days or cause pain for more than 5 days, talk to a technician. Use only as directed by Users-Manual.
so that was my random thought for the day..lol..i BYOL-ed all last week and i have massive manifestations of symptom 3 already. itll pass
yes that last paragraph has been copied directly from the back of my tylenol/aspirin box. with a few changes, ofcourse.
anyways apparently BYOL isnt workin for me at the mo, so yeh,, im reduced to standing in lines.as if waiting for the bus 145 wasnt enuf to cause nightmares..
rant aside lifes been goin' good good and er..good.
Today was South Asian Festival at uni,. the Free food ( Ummmmm butter chicken!) more than made up for unitelligable eardrum-crackin, head-splittin,eye-watering level of Bhangara from the speakers.
Fun.
a shorter answer to the question, ' How was your day?' can be said thus.
' I had two cups of coffee today. Not One, But Two.'
That is all.
or not. u know i wont let u off that easily. oh, Shout out to loyal fan and potential girlfriend if i go rainbow rainbow ( that rhymes. unintentionalli) ISHA...lol..im doing this only cuz i know now ull comment on this note now, cuz it got your name on it..
Theres a word for this. They taught me it in school. ( Hakim- if you think you're so damn smart)
Yes Sirree. I am.
The word is Desperate.
( In ur FACE hakim)
and not desperate for members of the male clan, desperate for comments. kinda. not.
its a busy busy world after all ( sing to mickey mouse tune of its a small small world)
Yes, mad Farida is back with a Vengeance. And a Ca-Pow.and a Ca-Bam*. and Ka-Ching^ and a Boom. And Crash.
Confession (i think we're at number) 40-Im clumsy, okay. hence the crash.
* dont ask me why all the Ca's before evrything. i Like Calcium okay. Go figure.
oh all right ill sav u the trouble. read up ur periodic table in chemistry.
^ no im not shallow. but a little ka ching wuld be nice about now. i think it means money.wait, ill ask Shania Twain.
Enuf blabbing- here's another shoutout, to Dad, Happy birthday.Hope you have many many many times infinity more. I miss you. seriously.LOADS. i miss having car-rides where we talked about politics, and other things. I learnt so much from them. Hope ur happy wherver you are.
Lastly, because no mortal deserves so much torture at my hands, here's a poem about the scarf/hijab thing that i found nice.
You think I'm oppressed?Last time I checked dressing like your for sale was oppression
last time I checked being a one-night stand was oppression
last time I checked being a teenage mother was oppression
last time I checked getting STD"s was oppression
last time I checked dressing according to society's standards was oppression
last time I checked starving yourself to be skinny was oppression
last time I checked having the definition of beauty be the number of times you got checked out was oppression
last time I checked looking at unnaturally thin people and longing to be like them was oppresssion . . . but maybe thats just me?
Nuff said. =) Love ya'all..
G'night.
eeda.
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
update
things r goin ok. i guess
im realli realli angry at sumone right now. HAD to put it out there.
u know when theres no reason to be mad at people, nothing theyve realli done to you, but theyve let u down still. nd it hurts. thats how its like.
its okay if i dont make sense. i never do as it is.
lov u all..u too ish, ha- ther i mentioned u. u can die in peace now.
xoxoxoxo all.
im realli realli angry at sumone right now. HAD to put it out there.
u know when theres no reason to be mad at people, nothing theyve realli done to you, but theyve let u down still. nd it hurts. thats how its like.
its okay if i dont make sense. i never do as it is.
lov u all..u too ish, ha- ther i mentioned u. u can die in peace now.
xoxoxoxo all.
Friday, November 2, 2007
Happiness
- finding people still care
- screw insecurities
DAMN GLAD right now- got a message from sandy AND talked to rima on audio.
could heaven be any sweeter?
(could i be any more emo)
just had to put it out there..
i miss u guys soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much
nd luvyah too
nd all tht jazz.
--eeda--
- screw insecurities
DAMN GLAD right now- got a message from sandy AND talked to rima on audio.
could heaven be any sweeter?
(could i be any more emo)
just had to put it out there..
i miss u guys soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much
nd luvyah too
nd all tht jazz.
--eeda--
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