to BYOL or not to BYOL- and other shtuff.

firstly- i love bein weird- like ya'all didnt know that already.
second-yes that is justification for what lies ahead
third-and yes i love the melodrama since my life lacks so much of it.

Attention all University Students!

According to a very very very old but probably reliable survey, Every 1 in 5 College student is afflicted with the horrible disease of waiting-in-lines.This terrible epidemic manifests itself in many ways- be it for buses, or food, or for your student card, to pay your fees, or to get to an unoccupied computer.
To the latter problem of waiting in lines for an empty computer, SFU has come up with a highly effective solution ( no joke- theres posters of this in mi uni!)
The amazing cure has been named BYOL- bring your own laptop*
and its discovery has been accredited to Professor Common Sense, who prefers to keep to himself and is rarely ever seen. Not even on Blue moons. Specially not on those.
Possible Side-effects include back pain, ridiculous back pain, and oh-my-gah-this-is-bad back pain. for the last one refer to nearest doctor immediately. for those without insurance, or ample insurance, other possible cures include freeze sprays,aspirin and whining. The latter has been known to work wonders.

*CAUTION: Kepp out of the reach of children. This equipment contains enough chips to seriously harm a child. If keys do not continue to work persistently or for more than 3 days or cause pain for more than 5 days, talk to a technician. Use only as directed by Users-Manual.


so that was my random thought for the day..lol..i BYOL-ed all last week and i have massive manifestations of symptom 3 already. itll pass
yes that last paragraph has been copied directly from the back of my tylenol/aspirin box. with a few changes, ofcourse.
anyways apparently BYOL isnt workin for me at the mo, so yeh,, im reduced to standing in lines.as if waiting for the bus 145 wasnt enuf to cause nightmares..

rant aside lifes been goin' good good and er..good.
Today was South Asian Festival at uni,. the Free food ( Ummmmm butter chicken!) more than made up for unitelligable eardrum-crackin, head-splittin,eye-watering level of Bhangara from the speakers.
Fun.
a shorter answer to the question, ' How was your day?' can be said thus.
' I had two cups of coffee today. Not One, But Two.'
That is all.


or not. u know i wont let u off that easily. oh, Shout out to loyal fan and potential girlfriend if i go rainbow rainbow ( that rhymes. unintentionalli) ISHA...lol..im doing this only cuz i know now ull comment on this note now, cuz it got your name on it..
Theres a word for this. They taught me it in school. ( Hakim- if you think you're so damn smart)
Yes Sirree. I am.
The word is Desperate.
( In ur FACE hakim)
and not desperate for members of the male clan, desperate for comments. kinda. not.
its a busy busy world after all ( sing to mickey mouse tune of its a small small world)

Yes, mad Farida is back with a Vengeance. And a Ca-Pow.and a Ca-Bam*. and Ka-Ching^ and a Boom. And Crash.
Confession (i think we're at number) 40-Im clumsy, okay. hence the crash.
* dont ask me why all the Ca's before evrything. i Like Calcium okay. Go figure.
oh all right ill sav u the trouble. read up ur periodic table in chemistry.
^ no im not shallow. but a little ka ching wuld be nice about now. i think it means money.wait, ill ask Shania Twain.

Enuf blabbing- here's another shoutout, to Dad, Happy birthday.Hope you have many many many times infinity more. I miss you. seriously.LOADS. i miss having car-rides where we talked about politics, and other things. I learnt so much from them. Hope ur happy wherver you are.

Lastly, because no mortal deserves so much torture at my hands, here's a poem about the scarf/hijab thing that i found nice.

You think I'm oppressed?Last time I checked dressing like your for sale was oppression
last time I checked being a one-night stand was oppression
last time I checked being a teenage mother was oppression
last time I checked getting STD"s was oppression
last time I checked dressing according to society's standards was oppression
last time I checked starving yourself to be skinny was oppression
last time I checked having the definition of beauty be the number of times you got checked out was oppression
last time I checked looking at unnaturally thin people and longing to be like them was oppresssion . . . but maybe thats just me?

Nuff said. =) Love ya'all..
G'night.

eeda.