the greatest thing you'll ever learn....

is to blah blah bleh.

there are SO many things wrong with that statement.

a-greatest=subjective term.
my greatest thing=lifetime supply of strawberry cheesecake.
or it could be to glue your eyelashes together.
r it could be to get laid (nudge Crack).
That last statement is a joke (not).

b-thing=indefinable object.
a cup is a thing. so is a puppet. so is poop. people's thingies are also things. er.
That last statement was not written by me.
Really.

c-you=audience is undefined.

d-learning is temporary. things can be unlearned by counter-conditioning.
Psychology my friend.


That
is what college does to you....


....for which reason I couldn't really appreciate the above-stated classic line from Moulin Rouge, which I happened to be watching last night.

BUT.
(and here's the whole point of this blah blog post)

it was an awesome movie.
i loved it.

the lit. bug in me is craving to go read up some articles on the film now.

oh, and didjuknow that blah is an actual word?

yippee dooodlieeos...
-eeda

ps. the full statement ( in all its emo glory) goes like this:
the greatest thing you'll ever learn,
is to love and be loved in return...

haey cheese.