Goal of Life Number 14,536:
Find a cure for The Sniffles which does not involve an axe and your nose within the vicinity of 5 cm of each other.

Goal of Life number 14,537:
As a result of above mentioned Sniffles, learn to not be completely Delirious while having the flu.

Goal of Life number 14,538:
As a result of above-mentioned Deliriousness, learn to not make stupid spelling mistakes and typing out vicinity as vicinititty.



The last two were impromptu and had to be added in later, yes.

and no, the flu+deliriousness does NOT equal me thinking about vicintitties. Though that does make me think of Vince Vaughn with titties which is an interesting idea...Hmmmmm... ;)
okay.ICK.
REALLY must stop this deliriousness.

God i feel so bicharee for myself right now. Bitch-aree more like.

Ever realized that the number of times you sneeze in a minute is directly proportional to level of bitchiness while interacting with fellow human beings?

And obviously, if said sneeze/bitchiness combo is in the near vicinititty (spelling mistake intentional) of your PMS-ing self, multiply the bitchiness level times 10 and stock up on 2 extra jars of chocolate frosting to lick from directly out of the container.

Note to self:
Stay Away From Human Contact. for Their safety.
emotional safety that is.
(this is CRUCIAL.)

Sniffle.
from now on, Eeda shall be known as The Leaky Faucet.
DONT. laugh.


Being stuck in your room is not a pleasant experience especially when your homeostatic state equates to zooming around like a squirrel on steroids.
and Red Bull.
with wwwwwwingggggggggggsssssss...wwwwwwheeeeeeeee......

speaking of which.
as a result of Qua-ran-tine (omg WHAT! yes i SAID it..it could be this piggy phluu thingy)....i've been catching up on my list of must-watch movies....

Lined up for tonight folks, playing Forest Gump in the bedcorner nearest you.
followed by I am sam, Wanted, The Illusionist, Seven Pounds ( Will Smith=major drool factor)
which reminds me, i should watch Alfie again ( Jude Law=bigger drool factor)

WHICH reminds me the purpose of this blogpost (deliriousness sorry)
SUGGESTIONS for classic must-watch possibly-bordering-on-the-overly-emo/ chickky fliccky movies? Anyone? Anything!

im. boh.red.
helpus pleezus!
i beesechues thee?!

-eeda