...emoness..
please make sure to disassociate yourself from this blog after reading this.
Someone recently,and very generously, decided to send me the criteria for finding prince charming.
too bad it was one of those lame-ass forwards that get passed around like a bad disease that noone wants to get.
The someone in question is a 14 year old lovey-dovey, head-in-the-clouds type (if she even has a head and its not all just feathers up there) cousin.
most paki young girls are like that.
i acutalli wasted 2 minutes of my life to read it. AND answer it.
here we go.
find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
countless times.
who calls back when you hang up on him.
within 5 minutes, even after one of the nastiest fights we had, which was all my fault.
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
lost count.
wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
he's not here, but if he was, he would.
who wants to show off to the world when you are in ur sweats.
already has.
who holds your hand in front of his friends.
geographicalli challenged there.
who constantly reminds you about how much he cares for you.
check. and actions speak louder than words.
who turns to his friend's and says, that's her.
just did.
(we.live.in.a.world.of.denial.and.too.many,complexities.)
woohoo. so all i need is a kiss and hold-mi-hand-right-now-you-ugly-frog to make him my prince.
intttttttttttereeeeeshtingggggggg......
(not to say that he's a frog or ugly , to be fair)
and to think I've been going round convinced Prince Charming died of sheer sedentariness.(which according to dictionary.com is a word. Screw YOU spell-check!)
heck i don't believe the credibility of something that doesn't even recognize my name as a real word. well here's my passport to u,suckah! all official and shit too.
-moment of silence for Charming-
oh,and Mr.Right, and The One, and Honey Dearest, and Knight-in-shining-armor (they all died in a boat crash, except the last one who died due to over-exposure to toxins in silver polish.) and Ranjha and Romeo and Pannu and..hm..
it's funny how all of them DID die.Tragically.
think history teaches us a lesson through lore?
i have rambled WAY more than i should. lack of breakfast+lack of sleep +early morning unconcern for making sense can do that to u.
people with remedies apply here.
last note. it's funny how when you search prince charming on deviant.art, you get a photo album of Edward Cullen.
i need me some Cullen.
xo
-eeda.
17 comments:
Cullen makes me want to vomit.
cullen the actor definitely makes me go ICK...cullen the character is yummy-licious... :)
Oh God...I read Twilight and I wanted to gag. I found none of Cullen's stalkerish behavior romantic. I laughed and laughed and laughed. And then I turned around and laughed at my friends who think Twilight > everything.
I wonder if anyone is going to sue Stephanie Meyers for ripping off the main storyline of the show Vampire High and scenes from Blood and Chocolate. That book lacks on actual vampirism and ODs on mushy romanticism. I know it's a romance but it's like...lame romance =/
I'm glad there are other people in this world who have not been blinded by cullen's lame excuse for 'hotness'.
He is overrated. End. -_-
okay a-i dont like romance novels.PERIOD
b-it wasn THAT bad :S..
c-the funny thing is, despite the mush, the ENTIRE girl world is going ga-ga when edward so much as breathes.....
d-over-rated maybe yes, but a teensy weensy little bit hot? no?
mayb we're the buncha people who don't wnna jump on the stereotyped bandwagon and differ for the sake of differing..baha
all bakwas aside. he's hot, but not tooooooo hot. and the character but not the actor. and hm, i dont make any sense which is aight, pms... bah..!
to the person who deleted the message all sly like,..i still read it.
even if the criteria are met, nothing.
that's the most painful thing, there is nothing we can do.
it's not that it isn't too good be to true, it's jus too good to be urs.
interesting,
but cullen has eaten up all the essence, no worries.
how do you read the messages woman O_o
I mean, second thoughts take only a few.. seconds?
hit. delete.
some things are not safe on public blogs -_- I have too many stalkers -_-
yea... thats the reason.
bahahaha..no i dont stalk on u.
and it does take seconds.
its just that my blog sends all comments directly to my inbox, regardless of whether u delete them or not.
so HA!
i dont sit here clicking refresh every two seconds. :P:P:P
it's always more interesting to know what people delete on second thought. it's much more blunter.
i have yet to hav scary stalkers. so it's all good.
but i agree about the not safe part.hence why all the SUPER juicy stuff goes on a private blog ;P
stalk you* not 'on you'
that'd b weird -____-
Ziyada bano maat Eeds. We all know you sit there clicking refresh every 2 seconds bahaha =P
Sorry, it was too good to let go. How could I not yaar!
Btw, not the ENTIRE girl world. The majority of it. And the majority cling to pop culture to define them. So hmm, Eddie baby isn't that appealing to me. Mujhe Henry Tilney type larkay achay lagtay hain <3
SHIT ab to daakoo pakra geya
*refresh refresh eye twitch*
haha..nah nah dont let go. letting go is for loooooooozeerrrsssss..
pft henry tilney..he's okaaay..
eddies toooooo pale..bichara looks likes hes gna faint any secnd..
i dont have any set favourites..ill jus go with the bandwagon then.
SHAHRUKH KHAN SHAHRUKH KHAN SHAHRUKH KHAN.
bahahah..emo brown moment.
*refreshes page*
edward cullen is a dazz-ler.......i shall love him, more than i can ever love u
HIN u beeyotch u CANT do that to me and u know it.
else i'll tell the world u secretly love the msa prezzie and make kissie faces at him when he's not lookin!
BWAH i love blackmail!
lol
lol right back :)
pst..why're u hiding on msnnnn thwan!!
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