its been a long long long time.............i knw dont get all mad at me okay.........lolz...
soooo this has been a VERY interesting week,,,,,,,,,,,lets look at the good ,the bad and the fuckin hilarious......................
first The bad,,, (noone said this would b in chronolgical order..okay..MI blog, I put bad FIRST and there aint NUTHIN u can do abt it.....hahaha...more on mi sudden flash of meaneness later.... but first,
Mi:
mistake no.1, i TRIED to abide by the law..lolz...the bus stand from which i get mi bus is a long walk from home, ie, its in a U shape,,i go all the way down the road from the house because thats where the closest zebra crossing is, and then cross the road to walk all the way back to the bus stop on the other side..so one fine day in the middle of summer, im er...RUNNING to the zebra cross, because i was late for the bus, and im waiting for the walk sign to turn on so i can cross the road, and there goes mi bus, all happily away..I WAS FUMING!!! grr..RIGHT in front of mi eyes........for the next bus i waited 15 more minutes , was 15 minutes late to class, had to read 15 minutes worth of extra lecture in mi book....moral of the story, buy an alarm clock...a reealli loud one....hahaha, and STOP following the rules....
mistake 2...my weekend, i do nuthng but work at mi 15 assignments for english i need to give in on tuesday,,( which is as a writing portfolio...won't really be marked, gives you marks for showing you are participating in class, and an extra mark for effort..but u HAVE to give them in..) so i struggle through it, get most of it done..monday night i call tina,(ALOT more on tina coming up soon..) ask her and find out the portfolios not due till NEXT week.....if i didnt fear i would be labelled insane and thrown in a mental hospital, i would have slapped myself VERY hard right then..haha..but it saves me a lot of work for next week.....
mistake 3... COLLOBORATIVE ASSIGNMENTS SUCK!!! WORKAHOLIC ENGLISH PROFFESSORS SUCK! LOUSY ENGLISH-ASSIGNMENT PARTNERS SUCK!! and obv, last but not the least, i write all this is mi blog, accessible by everyone who stumbles across this here thing, so, philosophicalli concluding, I SUCK....and yes it does take alot of balls to admit this in public,,and i dont even have any......u -know-whut i mean..........
Lesson learnt---------------NEVER work with a workaholic teacher ,,shes making us do an assignment worth 15% of our total grade ,in pairs.
SO oooooo,,,,this nice ,friendly chinese girl approached me , called tina, to work togther..im relieved, because i dont do ANY dirty work AND get the partner..lil yay for me! turns out, unfortunately for me, there is only 2 people in this world who tina thinks are right,,1) marlene swatsky, our english proffessor) and 2) herself...so thats NOT all great for me,,,,...
everytime i give an opinion that 'no, i think we should discuss so and so,,'' she'll say ' but whut I think the prof wants us to do.....''' EVEN if im agreeing with her, she finds a way to contradict what ive said...and in the end we just do whutever she says.....what a wonderfully, co-operative world it is........AND shes a perfectionist too...ANOTHER yay for me..we're meeting up EVERY DAY for atleast 2-3 hours between classes, and BEFORE classes too ( i have to be at uni at 8:30 tomrow to see her before phil class which starts at 10:30) AND we're meeting on friday AND she's asking me if im doing anything on saturday and sunday? so isn't that ALL GREAT..????? ANOTHER yay for me..NOT......grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........................
kher,again, kiya hai jo pyaar to parhay ga nibahana..I DO still love english, too bad ammi and abu, all your dreams have been foiled.....hahahha...so ill manage with her and ''we'' will manage to get the work done....
hmm.....after my whole complaining session, letssssss talk abt the GOOD things in life,
1) strawberry coloured yoghurt here is SO amazing
2) the weathers been nice and chilly for a week,,just like murree...AWESOME!!!!
3) ive got 2 really good friends in philosophy here, that makes life a lot of fun.......class is NOT boring any more (english is) and tutorials with discussions are greatttttttttt because we're divided in 2 groups and im the UNspoken head of one of them..haha..whenever theres an argument , they just ask me to speak on behalf of our group..or to write down the argument..hahahha....AND the TA (tutorial assitant, teacher for the tutorial) LIKES me...( big surprise) its the Curse Of the Teachers Pet (ness), U Can Run But U Cant Hide....hahah..
she thinks that evryone writes the essay just for the sake of getting it over and done with, but im the only one who thought about it out of class and came up with a whole number of stands u can take to that problem and REALLi thought about it..., and i took a very different stand and backed it up nicely too..so thats ALL gud....hahhaa....
4) the donairs here are amazing...theyre like showarma filling in a ''bag'' of bread literalli, like a theli, and its all wrapped around..point for future though, NEVER eat a donair in public, u CANNOT eat it and be decent and be dignified and hope to NOT make a mess at the same time.....NOT happening..
im out of good things,,,,,,,little tidbits of news now,,hmm,
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shazia aunti got a new car,
moiz joined a new school and today was day one,,,,he announced he likes it and Eeryone breathes a sigh of relief..
the sole of mi joggers are coming off and i need to buy new shoes IMMEDIATELY over this weekend..or else tape the shoes onto mi feet to prevent them from falling off, and hey, it's actually a good idea, then i CAN put a sign on my head saying -( No,My shoes are NOT ripping apart, its Just a brand new Armani.....U, un-cool person, wouldn't understand..)...hahhah.......
( khalas insisting i go to an orthopedic clinic here first who make you custom made soles for like 30 dollars tht you can put inside virtualli every shoe , expensive or cheap ,and wearing it helps your back posture and all, cuz its custom made) i dont think theres any big neccessity for it right now, i mean i went 18 years without custom-made anything ,except for eid clothes, and maybe haircuts,,and the ''special'' food amma made in libya the week before i left........AHHHHHHHHHH....
now im getting all nostalgic again..I had a Huge attack of 'i miss mi family and libya' yesterday evening , which was eventually cured by the gorgeous mausam here...(and by the polkarama song Nizam...thanks....lolz....)...tsk tsk.....i hope for the sake of my parhai, it DOESNT happen in the next 2 weeks, I have 2 midterms exams after 2 weeks and one on july 5.....they should be okay, theyre all worth only 15, 20% of total grade.......
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